Instead of making New Year's Resolutions or cheesy "highlights" from last year, I have made a list of the hottest girls of 2006. It was going to be a list called "Girls I Thought About the Most While Masturbating in 2006", but since my sister accidentally revealed to me that she reads my LiveJournal, I am no longer comfortable discussing my sexual ( Read more... )

Just now in my head, I made up a list of goals. I would like to pretend like I made up this list 5 years ago, so that I could say "my evil plans are being carried out before my EYEEEEEEEESSSS!!" but this is not the case ( Read more... )

Taken from After Ellen"But I think the most important thing is that we’ve all learned a valuable lesson here. While it’s not kind to condemn any “lifestyle,” it’s pretty obvious that heterosexuality is rife with unstable and unfulfilling relationships, substance abuse, loneliness, and general depravity ( Read more... )

Marx was relatively unclear about exactly what we were to do in order to reach the "idealistic" state of communism. Those who support such an economic and political system, are likely envisioning a post-Marx utopia where everything is free and there are no corporations or wealthy people. Ironically, socialism and communism are much simpler to ( Read more... )

Are you too old to drive? Test continued ( Read more... )

Here are some simple rules if you want to become part of the ultra-hot and exclusive GM club ( Read more... )

Another day: Another 20 minutes ( Read more... )

Due to my writing class, I am now writing a bare minimum of twenty minutes per day. At first this seemed like nothing, but now I'm finding that it's actually quite a task to sit down and write every single day. I'm considering posting all of this on LJ... which would make sense, since it is technically a Journal, isn't it? The only problem is I ( Read more... )

If you do happen to watch the video that is in the post directly below this one and you are curious about my research project, the majority of my work is finished so I will now report my findings ( Read more... )

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